Wednesday, February 28, 2007

Welcome to the land of turning rightside up...

Thus begins the journey that began with this word map: "The greatest among you will be your servant. For whoever exalts himself will be humbled, and whoever humbles himself will be exalted" Matthew 23:11,12

In the entries to follow we will pull back the curtains of deception and cunning to reveal the silliness of the backwards and the upsidedowns of life.

All arenas of life are game; Politics, Society, Religion, Science and Academia, even everyday life in general.

You will understand better what the Land of Inversia is all about once you begin to read and see the examples.

If it does not begin to make sense to you soon you are too far gone. You have fallen into the tar pit of acceptance of the abnormal norms.

Here are some examples of an Inversian Correction: In the Land of Inversia...

  • 1st Grade Teachers, Cops and Marines make more money that NBA and NFL athletes.
  • Secretaries and nurses make more money than Bosses and Doctors.
  • The people who get dirtiest get the most recognition.
  • Famous people are required to listen to the infamous to garner advice worthy of disemination.
  • The people who do the actual work get the credit.
  • Presidents and generals are the first ones required to go into battle when they declare war (only if they themselves are willing to die for the cause is the cause considered worthy of fighting for). If the cause dies with them then the true deapth of their cause is rapidly measured without any further loss of life.